How is it that at any given time of the day, at any random moment Geraldo Rivera can magically appear on Fox News? When he does appear he's usually right in the middle of some natural disaster, smack in the line of fire in some desolate war zone, or on the scene of a mass domestic school shooting.
It's not just that he's always in the epicenter of the world's hottest news story but it seems he can reach the location (no matter how remote it is) in less than five hours.
There are even some rare occasions when Geraldo has appeared in two different parts of world during the same show. Last night I swear he was in Peru and Jamaica during the same broadcast.
That metro sexual geek Matt Lauer thinks that he's the sh**t because once a year he embarks on "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?". It's five days of him whining and moaning about jet lag while being whisked from location to location on NBC's private jet. Geraldo, Matt Lauer can't hold a candle to you. Godspeed Saint Clare will protect you.
2 comments:
wow! you are full of insight! kudos to you!
I'll have to agree with you on that one.
Very funny.
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