It's a girl!

Happy little sixteen, Lucky, Li-Ti, Headband Girl, Harry Potter, One of the three girls on a roof girl, Audrey Hepburn girl. You are "wonderment swirling". You never cease to amaze me you never cease to make me proud. I am honored to be your Mom.

Geraldo Rivera the Saint Clare of the 21st Century?

How is it that at any given time of the day, at any random moment Geraldo Rivera can magically appear on Fox News? When he does appear he's usually right in the middle of some natural disaster, smack in the line of fire in some desolate war zone, or on the scene of a mass domestic school shooting.

It's not just that he's always in the epicenter of the world's hottest news story but it seems he can reach the location (no matter how remote it is) in less than five hours.

There are even some rare occasions when Geraldo has appeared in two different parts of world during the same show. Last night I swear he was in Peru and Jamaica during the same broadcast.

That metro sexual geek Matt Lauer thinks that he's the sh**t because once a year he embarks on "Where in the world is Matt Lauer?". It's five days of him whining and moaning about jet lag while being whisked from location to location on NBC's private jet. Geraldo, Matt Lauer can't hold a candle to you. Godspeed Saint Clare will protect you.

words that leave me speachless

"Little kids shoot marbles, Where branches break the sun into graceful shafts of light....I just want to be pure." -Jim Carroll

Certain combinations of words are just so perfect that the context becomes irrelevant. They are so beautiful that for a moment you can lose your own power of communication.

THE PEOPLE YOU MUST MEET BEFORE YOU DIE

Steve Irwin
Johnny Thunders
Alexander Hamilton

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK -You make my pants

Low sperm count

Winking

Why doesn't anyone wink anymore? Winking is such an underrated, under appreciated social skill. We are taught to say please and thank you but we are never taught to wink. It's a non verbal non creepy way of communicating an acknowledged secret. Winking requires practice and talent. If done incorrectly a charity could be started in your name.

Plastic eye puzzles and diagrams of the reproductive system

Things to consider when visiting the doctor.
No matter what type of doctor you visit they are bound have posters, literature and various knick knacks that relate to their chosen specialty. I understand the passion, dedication, hard work and life devoid of any meaningful fun during the prime college partying years. I especially appreciate this immense sacrifice when I am sick and need of their care. This does not mean I share the interest and passion for the particular part of human anatomy they have chosen to devote the rest of their working lives to. If fact there times when I am simultaneously horrified and amused by the office decor and reading material. It is really necessary for me to look at a three dimensionally colon that comes apart for demonstration purposes? Do I need to know the workings of my inner ear or reproductive system? Aren't there certain situations when ignorance is truly bliss?